Jun. 12th, 2012

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It is June right? Isn't it a little too early for this sort of rubbish to be on my facebook feed?

War on Christmas Rubbish, It's June People; too early for this.

I really wonder about Christians that have nothing more to offer as proof of their faith than their constant whining and badgering of other people. I can't imagine how this scenario plays out in their heads when they finally "stand before God". Do they expect extra pats on the back from him for their "good deeds"?

God: What have you done with my Son's teachings while on Earth?

Person of "Faith": Much my Lord, I posted eighty billion times on social networking sites that other people weren't worshiping you correctly, especially Jesus's birthday, and as a bonus I put a bumper sticker on the right side of my car that has the little people used on restrooms door to show that one man plus one woman equals marriage, and on the left I have one that says God says it, I believe it, That settles it.

God: Oh My, you've really outdone yourself, I expected maybe a little donation at church every week, maybe visit your Nan in the rest home, but this.. this exceeds all my expectations. Come on in to the V.I.P. room and we'll get you set up proper up on the big cloud.

Really? It's June. I'm not suppose to have to be cranky about this until at least late August. GAH.


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